Saturday, October 01, 2011

Fun?Not Exactly! What bothers and annoys me about the Pujas

So the festive season is here.People all around are dee-lighted and basking in the festive atmosphere(I have no idea what that means).Except me.And NO,I am not an atheist,I don’t have anything against idol-worship or the Goddess.I dislike a lot of things about the Pujas pertaining to the mortals who celebrate it.Here's some of them:

1.Overcrowded streets-The streets,roads,alleys,by-lanes are all overcrowded,and all you can see around you is an ocean of human heads.Someone’s elbow hits you on the back,you try to turn and bump your head against someone,someone treads on your foot,you try to jump and accidentally hit an old guy behind you and everyone around stares at you like you’re the worst human being in the world.How is THAT any fun?

2.The walking-It may be just me,but some evil psychotic friends of mine love walking during the pujas.Mile after mile after mile.Maybe they derive some kind of sick masochistic pleasure from this because I simply don’t get what’s the fun in walking for hours in the scorching heat or the rain,tiring yourself out and ruining the new clothes you’ve just broken out.

3-Overpriced/Low quality food-I don’t know what is it during the pujas,but it seems the price of food increases and the quantity/quality decreases during Pujas.If you want to get into a barely average restaurant you have to wait for 3 hours outside to get that overpriced food.I am sorry but this is fun-HOW?Am I missing something?

4-Noise pollution-Yes,noise pollution.The puja pandals all playing the latest Hindi chartbusters in full volume.Somehow I really don’t think the Goddess really wants to hear that during the Pujas.However it could be just me,and maybe everyone really enjoys the trashy Bollywood songs played during the Pujas.

5-The theme pandals-This is what annoys me the most perhaps.The pujas have now become gimmicks,gimmicks to win various awards.Whatever happened to the good old sabeki pandals,where there won’t be 40000 people at a time and where you can sit and chat with your friends/family? The homely feeling associated with those times just isn’t present in these theme pujos.It feels like a mockery.

Did I mention the food?Oh yes...I did.Sorry...well that’s that then.So basically these are the stuff about the Pujas which bother me.things I don't like.But to all those who do,have a blast!Enjoy yourselves.


Samadrita said...

Bwahahahahaha masochist indeed. For reference check out my last 2/3 tweets. I am just going to sleep a lot and watch anime and read books during these few days. No low quality overpriced food either...just mom's home-made delicacies will do for me. Dang sue me or whatever...but I don't see the point in leaving the comfort of my air-conditioned room and loitering on the streets in this kind of heat. No fun in any of that!

Quintessence Of Illusion said...

So true..Durga Puja aint the same anymore...i prefer staying at home ...rather than participating in this vain revelry...and hindi songs? there are many bengali songs which are more irritating than decent hindi songs....

Santanu said...

Bro u got me there... I couldnt have put it all in better words and more economically.

I agree with you on all the points esp No.5 what with my sick mom down with many complications due to her Alzheimer's Disease and its many advanced complications it is painful and a downright torture.

Anish said...

thanks for your views people...Extremely sorry to hear about your mother Santanuda,hope she gets well soon!