Well....just sharing certain interesting observations I have made recently...I mean they seem pretty uninteresting to you...but I found them mildly interesting...
1.As all of you know there's a site called twitter where people share their thoughts,activities etc...But nowadays it's getting a bit too literal...read this..
8.30 am-Eating breakfast
9.00 am-Breakfast finished
9.10 am-wearing a shirt
9.20 am-Wearing a a pant now
I dont think this is exactly what the creators of the site had in mind.....I guess we are lucky guys arent posting the color of their underwears yet....
2.I wish I was living in the wild west...you know..having a beer with Clint Eastwood or John Wayne....riding with Jimmy Stewart.. nobody to bother me...but noooo!!!I am here in the 21st century where some dude interrupts me while I am watching a most engaging scene in The Big Lebowski to complain and whine about how the girl who dumped him 3 years ago suddenly came to his thoughts now and is making him feel suicidal;...dude...you are making ME feel suicidal...I didn't dump you did I??then why inflict this punishment on me??By the way did it ever occur to you that she could have dumped you coz you are a pathetic loser??just a thought....
3.I seem to miss out on everything...I mean...when I was in school...they gave out those cool looking badges when we were in the last year....when I am in college our library becomes digital and talks of a canteen being opened surface when I am in the last semester of third year....Even when I used to ride buses they looked like someone had chewed 'em up and spit 'em out...but now since I have stopped riding them...they are all brand new and foreign looking...I bet if I leave Kolkata..It would become the next Las Vegas and y'all would own 3 casinos each....
4.Nowadays we hear a lot about how people hate Shiv Sena.....They are like the ultimate villains of the country....They are the hindi movies corrupt politicians we used to hate as kids...Now we are venting our anger against them for being insufferable pricks....I think those fellas are just angry....they need to relax...slow down a little...spend time with friends...laugh and joke...or else if they continue like this Sunny Deol and Mithun Chakravarty are gonna beat the shit outta them.....like they did in those movies....
5.This time of the year....there are a lot of weddings going on...and nice people who never harmed anyone in their lives,,,,get married because they have a whole lot of dreams..although I will be damned if I understand what's so dreamy about being a family man and having a hundred thousand respomsibilites??and spending your money on your kids...those nasty little brats...but do people EVER warn them during their weddings???NO!!!they laugh and stand and celebrate.-'HA HA...LET SOMEONE ELSE SUFFER TOO WHAT I AM SUFFERING'....the food's good though.....
6.Nowadays I hardly sleep before 4 am...even though I am really tired and havent slept all day....My mom said my biological clock has been altered....I hope it's not insomnia....then I would have to go to all those support groups and open a fight club,,,,and have an imaginary alter-ego who is gonna fuck me up bad....now is that a good thing or a bad thing?
7.Artists these days have such weirdass names..Lady Gaga..what the hell kind of a name is that???Sounds like some old duchess crossed with an african witch....and what's with this Gaga fan and taylor swift fans warring all the time...i mean..COME ON...both suck...you are now gonna argue about who sucks more???It's worse thah Shah Rukh and Aamir fans arguing about you who looks more gay..so that..you know..they can win the gay icon of the year award..which is the only one they havent won yet.....
8.The reality shows these days are so cheap and reflect the cultural degeneration of the nation in general....the girls look like bimbos...the guys like pornstars..with pumped up bodies...moan and bitch about each other all the time...I have tried to figure out what they actually need to do to win the,,..ah well..i guess whoever bitches the best wins...and what's surprising is they keep garnering such huge TRPs.....
well...those are about it...do share your views...you know..if you want to..
5 comments:
very funny and satirical...
funniest lines "you are now gonna argue about who sucks more???It's worse thah Shah Rukh and Aamir fans arguing about you who looks more gay..so that..you know..they can win the gay icon of the year award..which is the only one they havent won yet....."...lols
And Anish is back with a bang.Absolutely loved this post. :D
About the wedding part-you hit the bull's eye buddy!
I mean what I don't understand is what's so happy about a darn wedding?Your life's friggin' over after that....kids,insurance,bank and tons of other responsibilities-now where's the fun in that? 0_0
'HA HA...LET SOMEONE ELSE SUFFER TOO WHAT I AM SUFFERING'....the food's good though'.....-ROFL so true.
And Lady GaGa is a really weird dresser..ever noticed that?
I donno anything about reality shows though..it has been eons since I watched one(thank heavens).Last I heard the contestant who was supposed to marry Rahul Mahajan ran away or something.
And Aamir Khan isn't gay.....SRK on the other hand just might be. :P
this is anish...this guy can write up such a good post with so simple thoughts that we usually tend to ignore..!! Actually, I too had the dream of having beer n horse riding with clint eastwood rather living in a country where shiv shena out of nothing creates an unnecessary chaos! n anish.. r u still upset wid that marriage, and the fact that the guy won't be able to hang out n booze wid u people? I bet u r!! but this is lyf...no matter how much it sucks!
You can really make boring stuff interesting....its really well thought and well written...
1.Twitter as you say is more like an online circus these days...where people post stupid things
2.And a country life...dude...it can happen only in the movies...in real life there will always be parties like Shiv Sena...i think they are helpless...calling them villians..isnt right....because villians arnt that amusing in thier behaviour ..
3.yes yes...we people always miss out the good stuff
4.And weddings...let people get married....its good for us...we get to attend such lavish parties...and enjoy some good food
5.Lady Gaga And Taylor Swift....ahem ahem....no comments
And i guess SRK isnt gay...he has a beautiful wife
6.Reality shows....i call them comedy circus...
one of the very best. You write like those brilliant university students who hobo-ed along the sidewalks of Paris in the first six decades of the previous century !
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